Alright, you're talkin about sex. Puttin' one out yourself doesn't get you anything here.
So you gotta.
Penis Vagina Penis?
That's not what that means. [He's very difficult to embarrass, so sure, have some old man deciphering acronyms. He'll indulge Gen's fun - keeps 'em talking.]
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Then that brings us back to my question - what kind of person do you like? What kind of person holds your interest.
If you can't think of the words, just think of someone you know who fits. Then tell me about 'em.
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[ He'll be taking the real answer to his grave if he can help it. ]
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Or shy.
Doesn't help me point the right person your way, but I can't make you tell me. [At least, not over the network...]
Good luck with it then, findin someone to match your expectations! Hope you end up with a lot of friends. [Can't help but tease, just a little.]
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What are you, some kind of matchmaker? I'll pass on your services, thanks anyway.
[ Haha. Making friends. Another very funny joke, Charlie. ]
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[You can't "pass" on a nibshit, they simply persevere. An unstoppable reality of life, like breathing itself.]
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But you're gonna tell me to fuck off, right?
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I like trying all sorts of games in my free time.
But otherwise I'm fighting Kaiju as part of Japan's Anti-Kaiju Defense Force, and most of the people I talk to are my subordinates.
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A busy man fighting eh... demons?
And in your free time you play games by yourself. Okay. You know you can play games with other people, too.
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Sure, if they're good enough to keep up with me maybe.
[ But also just a smidge worse than him, because he hates losing.
He is not a fun person to play games with, and there's a reason people generally don't. ]
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If no one's good enough to keep up with you, you gotta teach 'em.
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[ Though he does feel he needs to clarify, existing in some interdimensional hotspot now. ]
Where I'm from anyway.
They're on their own. If they can get good enough to impress me, then maybe I'll give them some tips.
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[There's a curiosity about where undead and beast-men fall into that mix, but Charlie will let the subject go. For now.]
You're a hard guy to reach - is it lonely being the best?
[This is, of course, pejorative, but he still expects an an answer]
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Then again he's just recently gotten to know a man who is now part monster, so there's a learning curve here.
Either way, he sees the mocking question and chooses to ignore the fact that it's a dig at him. ]
Nah. It's a pretty comfortable spot up here.
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If anyone asks after you, I'll just tell 'em you prefer to be alone, then.
[When someone makes a self-absorbed claim like that, Charlie leans in. He likes to see how far it stretches.]
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He will be addressing absolutely none of those ever, but he will still object to Charlie's version of "help" on other grounds. ]
Why does it feel like you're just offering to make it more difficult for me to play this stupid game I need to win here?
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[Over the network, Charlie can't catch that he hit something more than a surface-level annoyance.
But he can keep teasing this guy.]
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[ What a way to think about sex. ]
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When you say different, do you mean it's a challenge?
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I mean the rules don't allow for solo play.
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So you gotta.
Penis Vagina Penis?
That's not what that means. [He's very difficult to embarrass, so sure, have some old man deciphering acronyms. He'll indulge Gen's fun - keeps 'em talking.]
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Not even close.
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...
Pussy Vaseline Placement?
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Precum Value Percentage?
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