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[ratratrat]

That's good! I'm glad you're enjoyin it!

If anyone asks after you, I'll just tell 'em you prefer to be alone, then.

[When someone makes a self-absorbed claim like that, Charlie leans in. He likes to see how far it stretches.]

[keyeju]

[ Now there's a tricky situation fraught with a lot of complexes created since childhood.

He will be addressing absolutely none of those ever, but he will still object to Charlie's version of "help" on other grounds. ]

Why does it feel like you're just offering to make it more difficult for me to play this stupid game I need to win here?

[ratratrat]

I didn't think you'd need anyone's help to win, since you're the best at games - right?

[Over the network, Charlie can't catch that he hit something more than a surface-level annoyance.

But he can keep teasing this guy.]

[keyeju]

Given this game kinda requires pvp play, it's a little different.

[ What a way to think about sex. ]

[ratratrat]

So you're gonna tell me what 'pvp' means AND answer my next question, right?

When you say different, do you mean it's a challenge?

[keyeju]

Oh no. It's way more fun to make you guess on that one.

I mean the rules don't allow for solo play.

[ratratrat]

Alright, you're talkin about sex. Puttin' one out yourself doesn't get you anything here.

So you gotta.

Penis Vagina Penis?

That's not what that means. [He's very difficult to embarrass, so sure, have some old man deciphering acronyms. He'll indulge Gen's fun - keeps 'em talking.]

[keyeju]

[ LOLOLOLOLOLOL ]

Not even close.

[ratratrat]

You're fuckin killin me! Just tell me!

...

Pussy Vaseline Placement?

[keyeju]

No no, this is great. Keep going! What's your next guess?

[ratratrat]

How many do I gotta do until you tell me, eh? I'm makin you laugh, that counts for somethin'!

Precum Value Percentage?

[keyeju]

Who said I was going to tell you before you get it right?

What the hell is that one even supposed to mean?

[ratratrat]

I don't fucking know! Maybe somethin' people judge a guy on when they wanna sleep with him?

Sorry, I'm not good at this, and I'm not the kind of guy to keep tryin until I get better. You don't wanna tell me, I guess I'll never know. [He'll ask someone else!]

[keyeju]

Guess you won't then.

[ Poor Charlie when he finds out how entirely unfun the real meaning is. ]

//end

[ratratrat]

Well, consider my night ruined.

[He's going to mind control you into telling him someday buddy]