Alright, you're talkin about sex. Puttin' one out yourself doesn't get you anything here.
So you gotta.
Penis Vagina Penis?
That's not what that means. [He's very difficult to embarrass, so sure, have some old man deciphering acronyms. He'll indulge Gen's fun - keeps 'em talking.]
I don't fucking know! Maybe somethin' people judge a guy on when they wanna sleep with him?
Sorry, I'm not good at this, and I'm not the kind of guy to keep tryin until I get better. You don't wanna tell me, I guess I'll never know. [He'll ask someone else!]
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So you gotta.
Penis Vagina Penis?
That's not what that means. [He's very difficult to embarrass, so sure, have some old man deciphering acronyms. He'll indulge Gen's fun - keeps 'em talking.]
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Not even close.
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...
Pussy Vaseline Placement?
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Precum Value Percentage?
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What the hell is that one even supposed to mean?
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Sorry, I'm not good at this, and I'm not the kind of guy to keep tryin until I get better. You don't wanna tell me, I guess I'll never know. [He'll ask someone else!]
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[ Poor Charlie when he finds out how entirely unfun the real meaning is. ]
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[He's going to mind control you into telling him someday buddy]