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I've been told that before, that I need to expanding my view on people.
But I think I'm pretty damn open!
The guy who washes his sidewalk every week and then complains about the water bill, the kid who steals gum and sells it at school, the old lady who goes to the same store every day even though they stopped carrying the jam she likes ten years ago. Those are humans.
You got dog ears.
[There's no convincing Charlie you're human. But, better to tell people what they want to hear.]
So you're a human with dog ears!
Now, help me to continue to expand my definition here. What do you eat. Favorite food? Little past times? [He narrowly stops himself from making a ball fetching joke]
I've been told that before, that I need to expanding my view on people.
But I think I'm pretty damn open!
The guy who washes his sidewalk every week and then complains about the water bill, the kid who steals gum and sells it at school, the old lady who goes to the same store every day even though they stopped carrying the jam she likes ten years ago. Those are humans.
You got dog ears.
[There's no convincing Charlie you're human. But, better to tell people what they want to hear.]
So you're a human with dog ears!
Now, help me to continue to expand my definition here. What do you eat. Favorite food? Little past times? [He narrowly stops himself from making a ball fetching joke]
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Yeah, I think there's a certain bunny I wanna see...
[Charlie chuckles, but his watch doesn't pick it up.]
Do you want to or not? I'm not gonna put you in somethin you hate.
So be honest with me. Because if you want to, then your 'condition and circumstance' can be: I wanna meet you.
Yeah, I think there's a certain bunny I wanna see...
[Charlie chuckles, but his watch doesn't pick it up.]
Do you want to or not? I'm not gonna put you in somethin you hate.
So be honest with me. Because if you want to, then your 'condition and circumstance' can be: I wanna meet you.
Edited 2024-07-11 03:42 (UTC)
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Then that brings us back to my question - what kind of person do you like? What kind of person holds your interest.
If you can't think of the words, just think of someone you know who fits. Then tell me about 'em.
Then that brings us back to my question - what kind of person do you like? What kind of person holds your interest.
If you can't think of the words, just think of someone you know who fits. Then tell me about 'em.
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yeah sure you get used to it
[nah you're flirting with that guy - Charlie's the third wheel to your couples spat. delightful! no, seriously, he loves this]
you think you can KILL A GUY to rank up?
we'd all be kings if that worked
[way easier to murder than fuck, apparently?]
if he didn't do it himself, i'd say it was a gift too
you lookin for a friend like that?
yeah sure you get used to it
[nah you're flirting with that guy - Charlie's the third wheel to your couples spat. delightful! no, seriously, he loves this]
you think you can KILL A GUY to rank up?
we'd all be kings if that worked
[way easier to murder than fuck, apparently?]
if he didn't do it himself, i'd say it was a gift too
you lookin for a friend like that?
Edited 2024-07-11 03:49 (UTC)
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yeah okay well I'm not a normal guy so you'll have to tell me. what's a 'normal' thing?
and uh, no need to apologize for the age thing. fourty's a compliment to some people!
yeah okay well I'm not a normal guy so you'll have to tell me. what's a 'normal' thing?
and uh, no need to apologize for the age thing. fourty's a compliment to some people!
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Okay, you've got a good head on your shoulders for barterin. I like that - let's make this somethin we're both happy about.
[Charlie wouldn't bat an eyelash taking advantage of a naïve negotiator, but he doesn't mind the savvy ones either. The more exchanges to the creation of a deal, the more he understands what the other party considers favorable terms.
Offer a good enough deal when someone's desperate, and they'll agree to it quickly.
This is the groundwork.]
You wouldn't need to give much, think a few syringes. Two. Three. And it'd be easier to get it where it needs to be if it was just once a month. You don't want to agree to somethin without an end date, I understand.
How about two syringes once a month for three months? The exchange, I play with you once. I'd offer more, but you've made it sound pretty fuckin intimidating.
[He's not that worried about it (maybe he should be?)]
Okay, you've got a good head on your shoulders for barterin. I like that - let's make this somethin we're both happy about.
[Charlie wouldn't bat an eyelash taking advantage of a naïve negotiator, but he doesn't mind the savvy ones either. The more exchanges to the creation of a deal, the more he understands what the other party considers favorable terms.
Offer a good enough deal when someone's desperate, and they'll agree to it quickly.
This is the groundwork.]
You wouldn't need to give much, think a few syringes. Two. Three. And it'd be easier to get it where it needs to be if it was just once a month. You don't want to agree to somethin without an end date, I understand.
How about two syringes once a month for three months? The exchange, I play with you once. I'd offer more, but you've made it sound pretty fuckin intimidating.
[He's not that worried about it (maybe he should be?)]
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I've got some news for you about every place you will ever go.
[full of idiots]
Yes, I have heard of Japan. I don't live under a fuckin rock.
You like it there?
I've got some news for you about every place you will ever go.
[full of idiots]
Yes, I have heard of Japan. I don't live under a fuckin rock.
You like it there?
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I'm sure I'll stumble in sooner or later.
When I get there, I wanna be ready to get what I'm lookin for, so let me have another question.
Everythin but chips is vague. You talkin tradin contraband for contraband? Or is this more of a blowjob situation?
I'm sure I'll stumble in sooner or later.
When I get there, I wanna be ready to get what I'm lookin for, so let me have another question.
Everythin but chips is vague. You talkin tradin contraband for contraband? Or is this more of a blowjob situation?
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A middle man! I'm there too, but different. To me, it makes sense to have people on top and bottom . Not to say you gotta disrespect those twos and threes - they're important! I know I like 'em.
And I'm sure the top isn't so charitable as to take care of its uh.. 'inferiors,' but.
The high guys make good targets when things don't go so well.
[Pragmatic, never an idealist. Charlie operates within the status quo for his own gain. Little shit.]
But hey, nothin we gotta worry too much about, right? Since we've got home on the mind?
A middle man! I'm there too, but different. To me, it makes sense to have people on top and bottom . Not to say you gotta disrespect those twos and threes - they're important! I know I like 'em.
And I'm sure the top isn't so charitable as to take care of its uh.. 'inferiors,' but.
The high guys make good targets when things don't go so well.
[Pragmatic, never an idealist. Charlie operates within the status quo for his own gain. Little shit.]
But hey, nothin we gotta worry too much about, right? Since we've got home on the mind?
Edited 2024-07-11 04:20 (UTC)
[ If only Reign could hear Charlie's chuckle. But even through the text, he could "read" the teasing tone.
The vampire considers for a moment. Does he want to? Not right now. Unless there's an event or a party going on with such a theme. It's almost surprising that this stranger wants to meet him in person so badly. Let's see... ]
I admit that I do want to give it a try, even if the bunny suit is vastly different than the appearance I was in.
[ There's a pause as Reign ponders something. ]
Do you like bunnies. A lot? As in, you want to eat them? Or do you have an interest in someone dressed like one? If I wear the bunny suit, what do I get out of it?
[ Business mode on. Time to negotiate. ]
The vampire considers for a moment. Does he want to? Not right now. Unless there's an event or a party going on with such a theme. It's almost surprising that this stranger wants to meet him in person so badly. Let's see... ]
I admit that I do want to give it a try, even if the bunny suit is vastly different than the appearance I was in.
[ There's a pause as Reign ponders something. ]
Do you like bunnies. A lot? As in, you want to eat them? Or do you have an interest in someone dressed like one? If I wear the bunny suit, what do I get out of it?
[ Business mode on. Time to negotiate. ]
[ An evasive answer; well met, then. ]
I've found this place operates unlike the society I am accustomed to back home
Not only in its currency, but in its distribution of wealth
All to say that the top is not necessarily all full of the sorts you'd expect
And that fortune favors the bold here in unusual ways
But you are correct there, too!
With home as the goal, one hardly has need of luck or, truly, even wealth here.
Charm and wit are strengths enough.
But good looks certainly never hurt.
I've found this place operates unlike the society I am accustomed to back home
Not only in its currency, but in its distribution of wealth
All to say that the top is not necessarily all full of the sorts you'd expect
And that fortune favors the bold here in unusual ways
But you are correct there, too!
With home as the goal, one hardly has need of luck or, truly, even wealth here.
Charm and wit are strengths enough.
But good looks certainly never hurt.
[Charlie wouldn't call the shift in conversation cunning, but he's dully amused with the change in approach. This guy knows the basics of negotiation, at least.]
I, no, I don't care about bunnies. Not to eat em or keep em or even fuck a guy in the ears.
It's you I'm interested in. Bunnies was to dress up wantin to meet you with somethin you like. You don't want it, that's fine.
But you do want something. So, can you think of somethin better than bunny play to ask for?
[Charlie rescinds the indulgence he'd offered not because he's unwilling, but because the reaction to taking it away will tell him how badly this guy wanted it in the first place.]
I, no, I don't care about bunnies. Not to eat em or keep em or even fuck a guy in the ears.
It's you I'm interested in. Bunnies was to dress up wantin to meet you with somethin you like. You don't want it, that's fine.
But you do want something. So, can you think of somethin better than bunny play to ask for?
[Charlie rescinds the indulgence he'd offered not because he's unwilling, but because the reaction to taking it away will tell him how badly this guy wanted it in the first place.]
You know, I got two of those three. [He can't resist a chance to joke about his terrible face.]
And it sounds like you're more willing here to forgive the uh, top class people for havin their position - at least enough to mingle, right? Shame it takes such a... strong demand from the house to make everybody get along a little better.
Makes you wanna keep up with the people you don't need a drug to like, eh? [That's you and him, obviously.]
And it sounds like you're more willing here to forgive the uh, top class people for havin their position - at least enough to mingle, right? Shame it takes such a... strong demand from the house to make everybody get along a little better.
Makes you wanna keep up with the people you don't need a drug to like, eh? [That's you and him, obviously.]
Wolf ears.
( don't get it twisted.
the rest takes an extensive pause; he can follow the examples well enough despite the unfamiliarity with the details, the meandering train of thought that leads to— acceptance? he's frowning at his watch, feeling the slightest bit of doubt, likely enhanced by the lingering annoyance of it all. well—
he'll let it go. even if the followup questions aren't much better. )
I shouldn't say in the open. There was trouble over it last time.
( ... that sounds more ominous than it actually is. he swears. )
Do you cook much?
Or is this supposed to be for a date.
( don't get it twisted.
the rest takes an extensive pause; he can follow the examples well enough despite the unfamiliarity with the details, the meandering train of thought that leads to— acceptance? he's frowning at his watch, feeling the slightest bit of doubt, likely enhanced by the lingering annoyance of it all. well—
he'll let it go. even if the followup questions aren't much better. )
I shouldn't say in the open. There was trouble over it last time.
( ... that sounds more ominous than it actually is. he swears. )
Do you cook much?
Or is this supposed to be for a date.
Both. But the guy's weird, he likes collecting things like blood and arms most of all. Anything that gets people bothered, really.
People say he's "French" if that gives you any ideas.
People say he's "French" if that gives you any ideas.
A human with wolf ears. Thank you.
That depends, are you going to ask me to cook you somethin that causes trouble? Because I don't think I can do that. Not... that I'm opposed, I just don't know how to cook much.
But if I can't make it, we can find some for you together.
Guess that's a date, isn't it?
You can tell me what you like in person!
That depends, are you going to ask me to cook you somethin that causes trouble? Because I don't think I can do that. Not... that I'm opposed, I just don't know how to cook much.
But if I can't make it, we can find some for you together.
Guess that's a date, isn't it?
You can tell me what you like in person!
( WELL ALRIGHT THEN. )
It's not that bad.
People are just sensitive about animals here.
Where am I meeting you and what am I calling you?
It's not that bad.
People are just sensitive about animals here.
Where am I meeting you and what am I calling you?
Do you eat the cute little bunnies in the conservatory?
[That would be so fucking Funny Charlie is already imagining a feral mess of "wolf eared human" skittering around the plants shaking rabbits like chew toys and the screams of horror surrounding.]
Sorry, I missed the introduction. That was rude.
Charlie DiVincenzo. We can meet... eh.. well why don't you answer my question first?
[That would be so fucking Funny Charlie is already imagining a feral mess of "wolf eared human" skittering around the plants shaking rabbits like chew toys and the screams of horror surrounding.]
Sorry, I missed the introduction. That was rude.
Charlie DiVincenzo. We can meet... eh.. well why don't you answer my question first?
They wouldn’t actually let me eat them.
( the deep sigh that accompanies this sadly does not get picked up by TTS, but maybe the energy is there regardless. )
[ Please don't fuck his ears.
This conversation is proving to be quite interesting, to say the least. Reign wonders what is it about himself that the stranger is so curious about, other than him being in a bunny suit. He supposes there's no harm in it. After all, he had been plenty interested in other guests himself when he first arrived. ]
You're right. I do want something. You could say I want to know more about you as well. We can trade introductions, and perhaps get to know each other a touch better.
This conversation is proving to be quite interesting, to say the least. Reign wonders what is it about himself that the stranger is so curious about, other than him being in a bunny suit. He supposes there's no harm in it. After all, he had been plenty interested in other guests himself when he first arrived. ]
You're right. I do want something. You could say I want to know more about you as well. We can trade introductions, and perhaps get to know each other a touch better.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAaaaaaaaaaa
[For better or worse, Charlie's watch did pick up how hard he laughed.
There's a pause before the next message, ostensibly because he's getting himself together.]
That is. That is so sad for you. Not even one? There's so many of them!!
[For better or worse, Charlie's watch did pick up how hard he laughed.
There's a pause before the next message, ostensibly because he's getting himself together.]
That is. That is so sad for you. Not even one? There's so many of them!!
[A guy wearing the ears!!!
What's being proposed is a completely mutual exchange: to Charlie, a loss. This man had already given so much of himself away, he can't muster much trust for his ability to keep a secret.
But that's fine - he's got plenty of mundane stories to share. A small loss, but a good foundation. Worth the trouble.]
Ooh, I'm pretty lucky winnin your attention like that. Sure, like I said, I want to meet.
Got a favorite place here?
...better not take me anywhere with bunnies, or I'll uh, make too many jokes.
What's being proposed is a completely mutual exchange: to Charlie, a loss. This man had already given so much of himself away, he can't muster much trust for his ability to keep a secret.
But that's fine - he's got plenty of mundane stories to share. A small loss, but a good foundation. Worth the trouble.]
Ooh, I'm pretty lucky winnin your attention like that. Sure, like I said, I want to meet.
Got a favorite place here?
...better not take me anywhere with bunnies, or I'll uh, make too many jokes.
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